- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

2 + 2 = 4

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Continents are large islands.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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