- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Because she has down's syndrome

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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