- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo