Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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