Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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