If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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So does Blake

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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