Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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