A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Hail Heetluh

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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