- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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