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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Im batman...suck it losers

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

One time I walked into a fat kid..

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Justin Bieber's mother.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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