- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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