- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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