Women's Rights

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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