There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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