Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

im a willy bum bum

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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