- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

where's mom I killed her

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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