Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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I've got a dig bick

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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