- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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