What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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david poredos

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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