What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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