Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Ily bae

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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