i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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