- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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