- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Misner is a twat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Knock Knock Come in.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Where's my tractor?

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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