Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Do you like apples? Yes

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Obama

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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