- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What is life? Paul.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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