roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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