- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Im taking a shit right now.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ron Paul for President!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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