Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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