What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Im batman...suck it losers

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Take wrong turns

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats two plus two? Miles

A man penetrates another man.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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