So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Republicans

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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