- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

women's rights.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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