- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

more chocolate?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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