Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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God. God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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