Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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