Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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ugh good riddance

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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