- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What's big and messy? A big mess

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