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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Cows are land manatees.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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