- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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