- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

WOw you have no life

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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