- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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