- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

u suck

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Psychics.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

test

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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