I love pissing people off :P

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

The jets are a good team..

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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