Donkey lips

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Autism speaks but not really

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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