Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Black Friday

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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