- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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