Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why did? Yes

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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how man

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