What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Faithful men.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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