- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What can make you pee? Liquid

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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