How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Your future.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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